Dwight

You feel like you're going into rigor mortis? False. Rigor mortis occurs after death, you would be incapable of feeling anything.

You feel like you're going into rigor mortis? False. Rigor mortis occurs after death, you would be incapable of feeling anything.  Dwight

'The color black goes with everything' False. Brown

'The color black goes with everything' False.
Brown  Dwight

Your Cat had the most adorable kittens?? False: Kittens from any cat are cute

Your Cat had the most adorable kittens?? False: Kittens from any cat are cute    Dwight

damn it feels good to be a gangster

damn it feels good  to be a gangster  Dwight

There's always more fish in the sea. False. Fish and other aquatic organisms found in the world's oceans are a finite resource.

There's always more fish in the sea. False. Fish and other aquatic organisms found in the world's oceans are a finite resource.  Dwight

"Time flies when you're having fun." False. Time is a physical quantity incapable of experiencing lift, regardless of the observer's personal happiness.

Retired mermaid? False. Old people feel the cold worse because of poor circulation thus need extra layers to insulate their bodies.

Retired mermaid? False. Old people feel the cold worse because of poor circulation thus need extra layers to insulate their bodies.  Dwight

Having a long day? False. There are exactly 24 hours in every day.

Having a long day? False. There are exactly 24 hours in every day.  Dwight

"ONE WEEK UNTIL GALA" False. 5 DAYS AND 4 HOURS UNTIL THE BEST HILLEL AWARDS NIGHT EVER

bears are more afraid of you than you are of them? FALSE.bears are ferocious predators, they are fearless.

bears are more afraid of you than you are of them?
 FALSE.bears are ferocious predators, they are fearless.  Dwight
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