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False. Rhino horns are on their nose, unicorn horns are on their head.

False. Rhino horns are on their nose, unicorn horns are on their head.  Dwight

"Yeah!! It's monday again!!! Said no one ever" ? False. My serving shifts fall late into the week and Monday is my Saturday

Trained in Karate USES PEPPER SPAY

Trained in Karate  USES PEPPER SPAY  Dwight

"everyone is in a relationship" False. There have only been 4 or 5 recent relationships. this is only 0.4% of your entire friends list.

dinosaurs were made up by the C.I.A to discourage time travel False: time travel was made up by the dinosaurs to discourage the c.i.a

dinosaurs were made up by the C.I.A to discourage time travel  False: time travel was made up by the dinosaurs to discourage the c.i.a  Dwight

FALSE jar jar binks

FALSE jar jar binks  Dwight

How it feels seeing people's gaming rigs on reddit? False. How you feel when you cosplay with pros

How it feels seeing people's gaming rigs on reddit? False. 
How you feel when you cosplay with pros
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The Sky is the limit. False. Since 1961, 517 humans have been to space.

The Sky is the limit. False. Since 1961, 517 humans have been to space.  Dwight

You're saying she's pregnant from too much head. False. Pregnancy can only occur via insemination in the vagina or in vitro.

You're saying she's pregnant from too much head. False. 
Pregnancy can only occur via insemination in the vagina or in vitro.  Dwight

"Don't shoot the messenger"? I always shoot the messenger. Better safe than sorry.

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