Dwight

Today is going to be awesome! False: There's no way of determining the quality of a day until that day has ended

Today is going to be awesome! False: There's no way of determining the quality of a day until that day has ended  Dwight

Fastest computer ever? False. The fastest computer in the world tops 10 petaflops. Yours is only an Intel Quad-core.

Fastest computer ever? False. The fastest computer in the world tops 10 petaflops. Yours is only an Intel Quad-core.  Dwight

Condescending fox exclusive? false. His meme has been used a million times over

Condescending fox exclusive? false. His meme has been used a million times over  Dwight

Your status update is interesting and engaging. False. Looking for boobs.

Your status update is interesting and engaging. False. Looking for boobs.  Dwight

nothing rhymes with orange? False. Door hinge

nothing rhymes with orange? False.
Door hinge  Dwight

Worst birthday weekend ever? False: You could be forced out of your mothers vagina into colder environment and not have control of your body.

Worst birthday weekend ever? False: You could be forced out of your mothers vagina into colder environment and not have control of your body.  Dwight

I have no Feeling in my fingers or penis. But I Think it was worth it.

I have no Feeling in my fingers or penis. But I Think it was worth it.  Dwight

What is a pirate's favorite vehicle? A caaaarr? False. It's a pirate ship

What is a pirate's favorite vehicle?  A caaaarr? False. It's a pirate ship  Dwight

PEOPLE WHO USE THIS MEME are the douches who correct you in real life

PEOPLE WHO USE THIS MEME are the douches who correct you in real life  Dwight

Your spare bedroom is perfect for storage. FALSE. Hoarding: Buried Alive

Your spare bedroom is perfect for storage.
 FALSE. 
Hoarding: Buried Alive  Dwight
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