Dwight

You party hard? False. I make Project X look like Rugrats

You party hard? False. I make Project X look like Rugrats  Dwight

Curved. swords.

Curved. swords.  Dwight

All you need is love False. The four basic human necessities are air,water,food, and shelter.

All you need is love False. The four basic human necessities are air,water,food, and shelter.  Dwight

Sorry for party rocking False. You continue to party rock.

Sorry for party rocking False.
You continue to party rock.  Dwight

High school is the best years of your life? False. You go to Del Norte.

High school is the best years of your life? False. 
You go to Del Norte.  Dwight

FALSE LF39M MC BINDINGS RESERVED PST

FALSE LF39M MC
BINDINGS RESERVED
PST  Dwight

When is a jackass spelled w one letter? "when it's "u" False. Jackass is always spelled "Jackass".

When is a jackass spelled w one letter?

Sex is like pizza - even when it's bad, it's really good False. Gluten-free pizza tastes horrible

Sex is like pizza - even when it's bad, it's really good False.  Gluten-free pizza tastes horrible  Dwight

False Cats do not apologize

False Cats do not apologize  Dwight

"I'm not fat, I'm just big boned" False. Your medical records clearly say you have 70% body fat.

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