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"There are 40 rules all Schrute boys must learn by age 5. Rule #17- There are 3 things you never turn your back on- bears, men you have wronged, and a dominant male turkey during mating season"

God made earth false. Earth came from the big bang. After human evolved from apes, came religion.

God made earth false.
Earth came from the big bang.
After human evolved from apes,
came religion. 
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The winner takes it all FALSE The winner only takes the grand prize

The winner takes it all FALSE
The winner only takes the grand prize  Dwight

false. auto makers do not put child locks on front passenger doors.

false. auto makers do not put child locks on front passenger doors.  Dwight

Do these jeans make me look fat? False. Jeans have zero fat content therefore you make the jeans look fat.

Do these jeans make me look fat? False. Jeans have zero fat content therefore you make the jeans look fat.  Dwight

Today is the first blank page of a 365 page book. Write a good one False. leap year

Today is the first blank page of a 365 page book. Write a good one False. leap year  Dwight

"Because I have two clauses; I must use a semicolon." False. You only use a semicolon if you have two independent clauses joined by a conjunctive adverb.

Dear Helpdesk..person I'm not sorry I made you take calls and do your job. Now stop trolling facebook and do you fucking job.

Dear Helpdesk..person I'm not sorry I made you take calls and do your job. Now stop trolling facebook and do you fucking job.  Dwight

FALSE jam is made from fruit with seeds, such as rasberry.

FALSE jam is made from fruit with seeds, such as rasberry.  Dwight

You can be sent to prison for pirating copyrighted material False. Under DMCA you can not be sent to prison for pirating. you may only be fined unless you gain commercial advantage or private financial gains because of it

You can be sent to prison for pirating copyrighted material False. Under DMCA you can not be sent to prison for pirating. you may only be fined unless you gain commercial advantage or private financial gains because of it  Dwight
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