Dwight

if a broke dick blob, who resembled the fat white trash kid who screeched in harold n kumar go to whitecastle, feigned intellectual discourse, would he be cool? FALSE. Stop asking rhetorical questions

if a broke dick blob, who resembled the fat white trash kid who screeched in harold n kumar go to whitecastle, feigned intellectual discourse, 
would he be cool?  FALSE.

Stop asking rhetorical questions  Dwight

why was 6 afraid of seven? because seven eight nine. False. 6 is a number, and numbers are not sentient beings, thus incapable of feeling any type of emotion. Furthermore, 7 and 9, being numbers as well, can not "eat" and can especially not engage in the

why was 6 afraid of seven? because seven eight nine. False.
6 is a number, and numbers are not sentient beings, thus incapable of feeling any type of emotion. Furthermore, 7 and 9, being numbers as well, can not

"Its Merry Christmas, not happy holidays" False. It's actually the feast of the Son of Isis, which was celebrated by pagans long before Christmas was established.

Money can't buy happiness? False. Money can get you a puppy.

Money can't buy happiness? False. Money can get you a puppy.   Dwight

When shouldn't you wear a striped sweater? Trick question. The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.

When shouldn't you wear a striped sweater?  Trick question. The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.  Dwight

I am faster than 80% of all snakes

I am faster than 80% of all snakes  Dwight

When in doubt, ask someone smarter than you. False. When in doubt, whip it out.

When in doubt, ask someone smarter than you.  False. 
When in doubt, whip it out.  Dwight

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger? False. Genital herpes.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger? False.
Genital herpes.  Dwight

"..I cried when Mickey died in rocky ii" - Dropkick Murphys False. Mickey died in Rocky iii.

false that's a red fox

false that's a red fox  Dwight
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