Dwight

False. Magikarp would win in 34 turns.

False. Magikarp would win in 34 turns.  Dwight

Heights Can't kill you in the air? false. If you go high enough you will freeze and you must first acclimate.

Heights Can't kill you in the air? false. 
If you go high enough you will freeze and you must first acclimate.  Dwight

It's not my birthday False. Yes it is.

It's not my birthday False. Yes it is.  Dwight

One does not simply rise and shine? False. The sun.

One does not simply rise and shine? False.
The sun.  Dwight

a single bh student can only get 4 credits for screwing in a lightbulb? False. They have the potential of getting 6 if they can do it without crying from the pain from the use of brainpower

a single bh student can only get 4 credits for screwing in a lightbulb? False.
They have the potential of getting 6 if they can do it without crying from the pain from the use of brainpower  Dwight

FAlSE definition of a MILF is: MOTHER I'D LIKE to FUCK

FAlSE definition of a MILF is: MOTHER I'D LIKE to FUCK  Dwight

Never ending Birthday? False. Days last 24 hours and the candles would melt

Never ending Birthday? False. 
Days last 24 hours and the candles would melt  Dwight

Jim Balsillie resigns as R.I.M. CEO This means only good things for Blackberry False. Blackberrys will never be good. ever.

Jim Balsillie resigns as R.I.M. CEO This means only good things for Blackberry False. 
Blackberrys will never be good. ever.  Dwight

FALSE. You could get Michael Kors if you were fucking Michael Kors.

FALSE. You could get Michael Kors if you were fucking Michael Kors.  Dwight

I rage quit Halo and blame it one everything but my shitty DMR "skills"

I rage quit Halo and blame it one everything but my shitty DMR
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