Dwight

Parents got you weed for Christmas false. They got you beats

Parents got you weed for Christmas false. 
They got you beats  Dwight

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. False. Polio.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. False.
Polio.    Dwight

Vampires don't have blood? False. Vampires are fictional characters.

Vampires don't have blood? False. Vampires are fictional characters.  Dwight

"Clackamas used to be a nicer place and now it's a lot of graffiti and more fights out here than there used to be." False. Clackamas has always been a shit hole.

Woman claims Justin Beiber got her pregnant. False. Women can't get each other pregnant.

Woman claims Justin Beiber got her pregnant. False. Women can't get each other pregnant.  Dwight

False

 False  Dwight

Reject a woman and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. also, weak arms.

Reject a woman and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. also, weak arms.  Dwight

Thunder only happens when it's raining. False. The sudden increase in pressure and temperature from lightning produces rapid expansion of the air surrounding and within a bolt of lightning. Rain does not have to be present.

Thunder only happens when it's raining. False.  The sudden increase in pressure and temperature from lightning produces rapid expansion of the air surrounding and within a bolt of lightning. Rain does not have to be present.  Dwight

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. False. Napalm is an oderless thickening agent usually mixed with gasoline. You love the smell of gasoline in the morning.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
 False.
Napalm is an oderless thickening agent usually mixed with gasoline. You love the smell of gasoline in the morning.  Dwight

bears are more afraid of you than you are of them? You obviously aren't scared enough

bears are more afraid of you than you are of them?
 You obviously aren't scared enough  Dwight
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