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When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me s

When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me s Dwight
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Evacuate the dance floor? False. When someone is infected by the sound, protocol dictates you must quarantine the dance floor.

Evacuate the dance floor? False. When someone is infected by the sound, protocol dictates you must quarantine the dance floor. Dwight
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What's stronger than a nokia brick? nothing.

What's stronger than a nokia brick? nothing. Dwight
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Question How did you figure this out?

Question How did you figure this out? Dwight
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Missed application for degree deadline? Sorry, can't graduate.

Missed application for degree deadline? Sorry, can't graduate. Dwight
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"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"-Gandhi False. You can still see out of your other eye.
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Life gets harder when you level up? False. Life doesn't have level scaling, This isn't Skyrim Jim.

Life gets harder when you level up? False. Life doesn't have level scaling, This isn't Skyrim Jim. Dwight
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life is short? False. it is in fact the longest thing you do.

life is short? False. it is in fact the longest thing you do. Dwight
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This is a True or False Test. False. No...true! No...false?

This is a True or False Test. False. No...true! No...false? Dwight
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long day? False all days are approximately 86,400 seconds in length.

long day? False all days are approximately 86,400 seconds in length. Dwight
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