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nothing good ever happens after 2am? False: 11/12 of the day is after 2am

nothing good ever happens after 2am? False: 11/12 of the day is after 2am  Dwight

You see wheatley on the moon? False. Wheatley is a fictional character in a certain radio station's IRC chat.

You see wheatley on the moon? False.
Wheatley is a fictional character in a certain radio station's IRC chat.  Dwight

Mormons have the ethical obligation to baptise nonbelievers who have died to give them the opportunity to enter heaven False: There is no afterlife.

Mormons have the ethical obligation to baptise nonbelievers who have died to give them the opportunity to enter heaven False: There is no afterlife.    Dwight

Girl Scouts? I don't know. I think its kind of dangerous to teach young girls self-esteem and leadership skills.

Girl Scouts? I don't know. I think its kind of dangerous to teach young girls self-esteem and leadership skills.   Dwight

You thought you were going to make the front page? False. Nobody gives a good god damn that you made a meme.

You thought you were going to make the front page? False.  Nobody gives a good god damn that you made a meme.  Dwight

False accusation. I speak the truth.

False accusation. I speak the truth.  Dwight

Asians have small dicks False. They dont call him Big dick matt for nothing

Asians have small dicks False. They dont call him Big dick matt for nothing  Dwight

False It took you several seconds to realize that the cat was tilting its head to its right

False It took you several seconds to realize that the cat was tilting its head to its right  Dwight

Did u just say... Battlestar galactica?

Did u just say... Battlestar galactica?  Dwight

False. Twilight is stupid

False. Twilight is stupid  Dwight
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