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Kick Ass on finals? False. In Berkeley finals kick your ass

Kick Ass on finals? False. 
In Berkeley finals kick your ass  Dwight

False: America has no official language

False: America has no official language  Dwight

claim you saw a ninja assassin false. all ninjas are assassins.

claim you saw a ninja assassin false.                                               all ninjas are assassins.  Dwight

think you're making a meme? False. That's not even the right picture.

think you're making a meme? False. That's not even the right picture.  Dwight

palm watermelon False. zebra tomato filled with Caspian tomato gel, topped with sesame seeds

palm watermelon False. zebra tomato filled with Caspian tomato gel, topped with sesame seeds  Dwight

False. Samwise Gamgee walked into Mordor in "Return of the King."

False. Samwise Gamgee walked into Mordor in

False. the Penguin Never has Plans

False. the Penguin Never has Plans  Dwight

"Whirly Ball is the second funnest thing in the world." FALSE Whrily is the most funnest thing in the world.

False. The longest day of your life will be the day before your death, as the earth's spin slows each year.

False. The longest day of your life will be the day before your death, as the earth's spin slows each year.  Dwight

the difference between dogs and marine biologists is that one tags whales, and the other wags tails. FALSE. The study of whales is called cetology.

the difference between dogs and marine biologists is that one tags whales, and the other wags tails. FALSE. The study of whales is called cetology.  Dwight
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