Dwight

How many dubsteppers does it take to wash a car? 100, 1 to wash the car and the other 99 to tell him how fucking dirty it is.

How many dubsteppers does it take to wash a car? 100, 1 to wash the car and the other 99 to tell him how fucking dirty it is.   Dwight

Spiders don't live in filth? False. That bathroom is fucking disgusting.

Spiders don't live in filth? False. 
That bathroom is fucking disgusting.  Dwight

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. False. What doesn't kill you makes you weaker.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. False. What doesn't kill you makes you weaker.  Dwight

The food in upper is worse? False. you're just more aware of it because lower is never open

The food in upper is worse? False. 
you're just more aware of it because lower is never open  Dwight

cable TV is now mostly crap reality shows because intelligent people now get their media entertainment from the internet False. cable TV is crap reality shows because its MUch easier and cheaper to produce

cable TV is now mostly crap reality shows because intelligent people now get their media entertainment from the internet False.
cable TV is crap reality shows because its MUch easier and cheaper to produce  Dwight

maria smells And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.

maria smells
 And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.  Dwight

False. Juan Pierre has 16 HRs in 6823 at bats.

 False. Juan Pierre has 16 HRs in 6823 at bats.  Dwight

false the largest star, vy canis majoris, is only as large as the orbit of jupiter

false the largest star, vy canis majoris, is only as large as the orbit of  jupiter   Dwight

"Nothing rhymes with orange." Wrong. "Nothing" and "orange" have completely different ending sounds.

the more the merrier? False. china.

the more the merrier? False. 
china.  Dwight
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