Douchebag Dave

I get mine you get... we're done here.

I get mine you get... we're done here.  Douchebag Dave

Sup Bro, Wanna take a ride in my douche-mobile?

Sup Bro, Wanna take a ride in my douche-mobile?  Douchebag Dave

Says He doesn't like sweets Eats all your cookies

Says He doesn't like sweets Eats all 
your cookies  Douchebag Dave

Sorry! For Party Rockin'

Sorry! For Party Rockin'  Douchebag Dave

"Yo check out this sick vid on youtube" video of him doing pushups

Should I give my girlfriend a gift? Or just not insult her?

Should I give my girlfriend a gift? Or just not insult her?  Douchebag Dave

tells you he's on his way starts taking a shower

tells you he's on his way starts taking a shower  Douchebag Dave

Knows you have girlfriend "Hey, wanna go to a strip club?"

Knows you have girlfriend
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