Dos Equis man

I don't always drive with my highbeams on But when I do, get the fuck out of the fast lane you stupid asshole

I don't always drive with my highbeams on But when I do, get the fuck out of the fast lane you stupid asshole  Dos Equis man

I don't always have pointless conversations with my friends But when I do, we stand in the skinniest hallway around

I don't always have pointless conversations with my friends But when I do, we stand in the skinniest hallway around  Dos Equis man

I don't always agree with brennan dissents but when I do, it's because fuck the po-lice

I don't always agree with brennan dissents but when I do, it's because fuck the po-lice  Dos Equis man

I very rarely lose at bowling... ...but when I do, it's to some motherfucking sandbagging cocksucking motherfuckers who bowled the best goddamned fucking series of their motherfucking goddamned life. Fuck.

I very rarely lose at bowling... ...but when I do, it's to some motherfucking sandbagging cocksucking motherfuckers who bowled the best goddamned fucking series of their motherfucking goddamned life. Fuck.  Dos Equis man

I don't always pull all nighters in capen But when i do i am the only white person there

I don't always pull all nighters in capen But when i do i am the only white person there  Dos Equis man

I don't often test my code But when I do, it's on production servers

I don't often test my code But when I do, it's on production servers  Dos Equis man

I don't always skip class but when I do, I make sure to walk out

I don't always skip class but when I do, I make sure to walk out  Dos Equis man

I don't always go to Starbucks But when I do, it's only to use the bathroom

I don't always go to Starbucks But when I do, it's only to use the bathroom  Dos Equis man

I Don't always drink beer... but when i do, i beat my children

I Don't always drink beer... but when i do, i beat my children  Dos Equis man

I dont always play hide and seek but when i do, i find osama

I dont always play hide and seek but when i do, i find osama  Dos Equis man
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