Dos Equis man

I don't always go to stanley park But when I do, I bring my bowl

I don't always go to stanley park But when I do, I bring my bowl  Dos Equis man

I don't always use the metric system But when I do I am usually selling drugs

I don't always use the metric system But when I do I am usually selling drugs  Dos Equis man

I don't always drink tequila on an empty stomach Sometimes I already have tequila in my stomach

I don't always drink tequila on an empty stomach Sometimes I already have tequila in my stomach  Dos Equis man

i dont always go to the gym Who am i kidding i never go to the gym

i dont always go to the gym Who am i kidding i never go to the gym  Dos Equis man

I don't always lick the bottom of the popcorn bag But when I do, I am really fuckin high

I don't always lick the bottom of the popcorn bag But when I do, I am really fuckin high  Dos Equis man

I don't always graduate

I don't always graduate   Dos Equis man

I don't always enter law school hockey tournaments But when I do, I hire ringers to win it for me

I don't always enter law school hockey tournaments But when I do, I hire ringers to win it for me  Dos Equis man

I don't always mistype my password BUT WHEN I DO, I mistype it 3 times in a row and think my account got hacked.

I don't always mistype my password BUT WHEN I DO, I mistype it 3 times in a row and think my account got hacked.  Dos Equis man

My penis isn't always hard But when it is, it's because I'm thinking of you

My penis isn't always
hard But when it is, it's because
I'm thinking of you  Dos Equis man

I don't always answer every question in class. But when I do it's because I'm trying not to look high.

I don't always answer every question in class. But when I do it's because I'm trying not to look high.  Dos Equis man
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