Dos Equis man

I don't always get drinks at ted's... but when i do, they mess up my order.

I don't always
get drinks at ted's... but when i do,
they mess up my order.  Dos Equis man

I don't always slap a woman but when i do i prefer to do it with my dick

I don't always slap a woman  but when i do i prefer to do it with my dick  Dos Equis man

We don't always go to the Final Four But we NEVER lose to Le-how do you spell it again?

We don't always go to the Final Four But we NEVER lose to Le-how do you spell it again?  Dos Equis man

I don't always talk to PCC grads But when I do, I say "I'll have fries with that"

I don't always talk to PCC grads But when I do, I say

I don't always avoid my facebook friends But when I do, it's right after my team lost a big game

I don't always avoid my facebook friends  But when I do, it's right after my team lost a big game  Dos Equis man

I don't always argue politics with ron paul people for the same reason i don't always argue santa claus with a three-year-old

I don't always argue politics with ron paul people for the same reason i don't always argue santa claus with a three-year-old  Dos Equis man

I don't always facepunch Jose Valime But when I do, it is hilarious

I don't always facepunch Jose Valime But when I do, it is hilarious  Dos Equis man

I don't always post to Facebook BUT WHEN I DO, it's a photo of my goddamn baby.

I don't always post to Facebook BUT WHEN I DO, it's a photo of my goddamn baby.  Dos Equis man

I don't always have a successful post on reddit but when i do, i check it every two seconds until people stop upvoting it

I don't always have a successful post on reddit but when i do, i check it every two seconds until people stop upvoting it  Dos Equis man

I don't always wear underwear But when I do, they still call me Captain Commando

I don't always wear underwear But when I do, they still call me Captain Commando  Dos Equis man
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