Dos Equis man

I don't always use the rear brake But when I do, it's to bring wheelies back to earth

I don't always use the rear brake But when I do, it's to bring wheelies back to earth  Dos Equis man

I don't always eat McDonalds but when I do, I choose diarrhea

I don't always eat McDonalds but when I do,                                       I choose diarrhea  Dos Equis man

I don't always gamble with a diarrhea fart but when I do, I lose.

I don't always gamble with a diarrhea fart  but when I do, I lose.  Dos Equis man

I don't always play post-apocalyptic zombie survival sandbox games BUT WHEN I DO, it's Dayz

I don't always play post-apocalyptic zombie survival sandbox games BUT WHEN I DO, it's Dayz  Dos Equis man

I don't always give a fuck But when I do, I still kind of don't

I don't always give a fuck But when I do, I still kind of don't  Dos Equis man

I don't always combine chromosomes with my wife to make babies But when I do, it's dos equis

I don't always combine chromosomes with my wife to make babies But when I do, it's dos equis  Dos Equis man

I don't usually post memes. But when I do, it's in mega threads like this one.

I don't usually post memes. But when I do, it's in mega threads like this one.  Dos Equis man

Happy Birthday Barry!! Stay thirsty.

Happy Birthday Barry!! Stay thirsty.  Dos Equis man

I don't always fart in the patrol car But when I do, I go in yours, turn up the heater and crank up the Mexican music

I don't always fart in the patrol car But when I do, I go in yours, turn up the heater and crank up the Mexican music  Dos Equis man

I don't always Kill Idiots BUT WHEN I DO, I Prefer Goons

I don't always Kill Idiots BUT WHEN I DO, I Prefer Goons  Dos Equis man
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