Dos Equis man

I don't always watch LSU Football, But when I do, It's to watch them lose to BAMA!

I don't always watch LSU Football, But when I do, It's to watch them lose to BAMA!  Dos Equis man

I don't always talk to Clemson graduates but when I do, I ask for large fries

I don't always talk to Clemson graduates  but when I do, I ask for large fries  Dos Equis man

I don't always watch Star wars attack of the clones on spike tv But when i do, I prefer it to be during exams

I don't always watch Star wars attack of the clones on spike tv But when i do, I prefer it to be during exams  Dos Equis man

i don't always get on a good team But when I do, i get disconnected from the server

i don't always get on a good team But when I do, i get disconnected from the server  Dos Equis man

I don't always quote bible scripture but when I do, it's on facebook.

I don't always quote bible scripture  but when I do, it's on facebook.  Dos Equis man

I don't always think masturbation is funny but when Marc Hendler beats his meat, it's fucking hilarious.

I don't always think masturbation is funny  but when Marc Hendler beats his meat, it's fucking hilarious.  Dos Equis man

I'm not always on shrooms infront of my mom But when I am, I GEt the fuck out of there

I'm not always on shrooms infront of my mom But when I am, I GEt the fuck out of there  Dos Equis man

I DON'T ALWAYS BLACK OUT But when I do, I DON'T FUCK FAT CHICKS

I DON'T ALWAYS BLACK OUT   But when I do, I DON'T FUCK FAT CHICKS  Dos Equis man

I don't always pay thousands of dollars to go to a bowl game, But when I do, it's the Rose Bowl

I don't always pay thousands of dollars to go to a bowl game, But when I do, it's the Rose Bowl  Dos Equis man

I dont always talk on the phone while im taking a shit But when I do, its on speaker phone

I dont always talk on the phone while im taking a shit  But when I do, its on speaker phone   Dos Equis man
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