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I don't always wear sandals BUT WHEN I DO, I make sure I have socks on as well

I don't always wear sandals BUT WHEN I DO, I make sure I have socks on as well  Dos Equis man

I don't always listen to Nickelback I never listen to Nickelback

I don't always listen to Nickelback I never listen to Nickelback  Dos Equis man

I don't always eat Long John Silvers But when I do, I could crap through a screen door

I don't always eat Long John Silvers But when I do, I could crap through a screen door  Dos Equis man

i don't always squat but when i do, it's ass to grass

i don't always squat but when i do, it's ass to grass  Dos Equis man

I don't always freak out next to a trash can but when i do, it's because a squirrel just jumped out at me from one

I don't always freak out next to a trash can but when i do, it's because a squirrel just jumped out at me from one  Dos Equis man

I don't always pour beer on auburn fans But when I do, i pour dos equis

I don't always pour beer on auburn fans But when I do, i pour dos equis  Dos Equis man

I don't always log in to old throwaways But when I do, it's to upvote my own submissions

I don't always log in to old throwaways But when I do, it's to upvote my own submissions  Dos Equis man

i still think duke sucks my balls lol

i still think duke sucks my balls lol     Dos Equis man

I don't always stargaze but when i do, i'm at a [9]

I don't always stargaze but when i do, i'm at a [9]  Dos Equis man

I don't always live in mohawk but when i do im asian

I don't always live in mohawk but when i do im asian   Dos Equis man
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