Dos Equis man

I don't usually drink beer. but when i do.... I will fuck a fat girl

I don't usually drink beer. but when i do.... I will fuck a fat girl  Dos Equis man

I don't always shit in the shower But when I do, I stomp it down the drain.

I don't always shit in the shower But when I do, I stomp it down the drain.  Dos Equis man

I dont always click on NSFW links But when I do, I chrome to phone

I dont always click on NSFW links But when I do, I chrome to phone  Dos Equis man

I don't always play flag football but when i do, I come to the season kick-off party.

I don't always play flag football but when i do, I come to the season kick-off party.  Dos Equis man

I don't always say Happy birthday to people But when I do, its because they're awesome.

I don't always say Happy birthday to people But when I do, its because they're awesome.
  Dos Equis man

I don't always make jokes... But when i do, they are funny as shit..

I don't always make jokes... But when i do, they are funny as shit..  Dos Equis man

I didnt always drink Dos xx But when I did,Id get hit in the head with a frying pan

I didnt always drink Dos xx But when I did,Id get hit in the head with a frying pan  Dos Equis man

I don't always go to Late Nite but when I do, I order one of everything

I don't always go to Late Nite but when I do, I order one of everything   Dos Equis man

I don't always drink beer but when.. ok, that was a lie

I don't always drink beer but when.. ok, that was a lie  Dos Equis man

I don't always talk to Aggies but when I do, I ask for large fries

I don't always talk to Aggies but when I do, I ask for large fries  Dos Equis man
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