Dos Equis man

I dont always party but when i do, I black out and make mistakes

I dont always party but when i do, I black out and make mistakes  Dos Equis man

I don't always get you a birthday present But when I do, mom usually paid for it.

I don't always get you a birthday present But when I do, mom usually paid for it.  Dos Equis man

I don't always fix Internet Explorer issues But when I do, I delete all personal settings

I don't always fix Internet Explorer  issues But when I do, I delete all personal settings  Dos Equis man

I don't always derive x-squared But when I do, I get Dos Equis

I don't always derive 
x-squared But when I do, I get 
Dos Equis  Dos Equis man

I don't always get nervous But when I do, I get 61 butterflies in my stomach

I don't always get nervous But when I do, I get 61 butterflies in my stomach  Dos Equis man

I DON'T ALWAYS TEST MY CODE BUT WHEN I DO, I TEST IN PRODUCTION

I DON'T ALWAYS TEST MY CODE BUT WHEN I DO, I TEST IN PRODUCTION  Dos Equis man

I don't always do my scholarship chair duties but when I do, I do it 3 days after being asked

I don't always do my scholarship chair duties but when I do, I do it 3 days after being asked  Dos Equis man

i dont always want to stab myself in the eyes with a burning fork but right now i do

i dont always want to stab myself in the eyes with a burning fork but right now i do  Dos Equis man

I don't always use WIC checks but when I do, i use four at a time

I don't always use WIC checks but when I do,
 i use four at a time  Dos Equis man

cody niswangers milkshake doesnt always bring all the boys to the yard but when it does... damn right its better than yours

cody niswangers milkshake doesnt always bring all the boys to the yard  but when it does... damn right its better than yours  Dos Equis man
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