Dos Equis man

I don't always wear sunglasses But when I do, i wear them at night

I don't always wear sunglasses But when I do, i wear them at night  Dos Equis man

I don't always go to meetings of Alcoholics Anonymous BUT WHEN I DO I say I'm an addict

I don't always go to meetings of Alcoholics Anonymous BUT WHEN I DO I say I'm an addict  Dos Equis man

I don't always pontificate But when I do I use Deus ex X, the most fallacious fallacy in the world

I don't always pontificate But when I do I use Deus ex X, the most fallacious fallacy in the world  Dos Equis man

I don't a;ways dress up like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre Guy But when I do, it's always at the Haunted Barn

I don't a;ways dress up like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre Guy But when I do, it's always at the Haunted Barn  Dos Equis man

I don't always have fun in the Army But when I do, it's mandatory

I don't always have fun in the Army But when I do, it's mandatory  Dos Equis man

I DONT ALWAYS WEAR SHIRTS BUT WHEN I DO THEY'RE MIAMI HEAT SHIRTS

I DONT ALWAYS WEAR SHIRTS BUT WHEN I DO THEY'RE MIAMI HEAT SHIRTS  Dos Equis man

i dont always smile but when i do, i only slightly raise the edges of my mouth

i dont always smile but when i do, i only slightly raise the edges of my mouth  Dos Equis man

I don't always watch cartoons BUT WHEN I DO, i make sure they're from the 90s

I don't always watch cartoons BUT WHEN I DO, i make sure they're from the 90s  Dos Equis man

I don't always have to the cross the street BUT WHEN I DO, there's always a fuckton of cars driving by

I don't always have to the cross the street BUT WHEN I DO, there's always a fuckton of cars driving by  Dos Equis man

I don't always smoke people in a run BUT WHEN I DO, it's always my NCO's

I don't always smoke people in a run BUT WHEN I DO, it's always my NCO's  Dos Equis man
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