Dos Equis man

I don't always drink beer when I have ceviche But when I do, it sure as fuck ain't Dos Equis

I don't always drink beer when I have ceviche But when I do, it sure as fuck ain't Dos Equis  Dos Equis man

I don't always facemask after an interception But when I do, I run away from the fight afterwords

I don't always facemask after an interception But when I do, I run away from the fight afterwords  Dos Equis man

I don't always go to class But when I do I don't pay attention or take any notes

I don't always go to class But when I do I don't pay attention or take any notes  Dos Equis man

I don't always eat bread But when I do, it has gluten

I don't always eat bread But when I do, it has gluten  Dos Equis man

I don't always talk shit, But when I do, I prefer to do it at burn free!!

I don't always talk shit, But when I do, I prefer to do it at burn free!!  Dos Equis man

I don't always become irrationally possessive of a pub But when I do, it's because I've been ousted as the mayor

I don't always become irrationally possessive of a pub But when I do, it's because I've been ousted as the mayor  Dos Equis man

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I dont always go mexican But when I do, I go for the anthaconda

I dont always go mexican But when I do, I go for the anthaconda  Dos Equis man

I don't always swing on the swing set, But when I do, I like Christian Welsh to grab my ass

I don't always swing on the swing set, But when I do, I like Christian Welsh to grab my ass  Dos Equis man

I don't always delete Facebook comments But when I do It's Usually Basketball Season

I don't always delete Facebook comments  But when I do It's Usually Basketball Season  Dos Equis man
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