Dos Equis man

I don't always Slay rats But when I do, there usually Harmalas

I don't always Slay rats But when I do, there usually Harmalas   Dos Equis man

Android on Touchpad doesn't always crash but when it does, it's during a benchmark

Android on Touchpad doesn't always crash but when it does, it's during a benchmark  Dos Equis man

I don't always change the way the toilet paper holder is facing But when I do, it's because my roommate doesn't know which way is correct.

I don't always change the way the toilet paper holder is facing But when I do, it's because my roommate doesn't know which way is correct.  Dos Equis man

I don't always cause mischief But when I do, it's always with kerr

I don't always cause mischief But when I do, it's always with kerr  Dos Equis man

I'm don't always pack my own lunch but when i do, I leave it at my girlfriend's.

I'm don't always pack my own lunch but when i do, I leave it at my girlfriend's.  Dos Equis man

I don't always pick up manwhores, But when I do, I pick them up at Target!

I don't always pick up manwhores, But when I do, I pick them up at Target!  Dos Equis man

I don't always have paper But when I do, it cancels if it's close

I don't always have paper But when I do, it cancels if it's close  Dos Equis man

I'm don't always talk to Charlie Comeaux but when i do, I tell him to shut the fuck up

I'm don't always talk to Charlie Comeaux but when i do, I tell him to shut the fuck up  Dos Equis man

I DON'T ALWAYS GAG BUT WHEN I DO, I PREFER TO KEEP IT SEXY

I DON'T ALWAYS GAG BUT WHEN I DO, I PREFER TO KEEP IT SEXY  Dos Equis man

I don't always cheer for the Habs But when I do, they're playing against the Sens

I don't always cheer for the Habs But when I do, they're playing against the Sens  Dos Equis man
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