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i don't always slack off at work. But when I do I do it like Chris Biscan does.

i don't always slack off at work. But when I do I do it like Chris Biscan does.    Dos Equis man

I don't always ship releases But when I do, I don't use rundeck

I don't always ship releases But when I do, I don't use rundeck  Dos Equis man

I don't always hire replacement staff But when I do, I don't tell anyone.

I don't always hire replacement staff But when I do, I don't tell anyone.  Dos Equis man

Satisfaction Guaranteed

Satisfaction Guaranteed  Dos Equis man

I don't always play Words With Friends but when i do, i'm taking a shit

I don't always play Words With Friends but when i do, i'm taking a shit  Dos Equis man

i dont always play football but when i do, i attack the space

i dont always play football but when i do, i attack the space  Dos Equis man

I don't always get in fights But when I do, I make damn sure to drop elbows son!

I don't always get in fights But when I do, I make damn sure to drop elbows son!  Dos Equis man

I don't always kiss men But when I do, its when they are dressed as David Bowie

I don't always kiss men But when I do, its when they are dressed as David Bowie  Dos Equis man

I don't always complain about documentation But when I do, I complain and every little detail

I don't always complain about documentation But when I do, I complain and every little detail  Dos Equis man

I don't always eat But when I do, I eat things that are edible

I don't always eat But when I do, I eat things that are edible  Dos Equis man
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