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I don't always give the student commencement speech but when i do, it's legit as fuck

I don't always give the student commencement speech but when i do, it's legit as fuck  Dos Equis man

I don't always feel glamorous and sexy But when I do, I'm wearing Eye Kandy.

I don't always feel glamorous and sexy But when I do, I'm wearing Eye Kandy.  Dos Equis man

I don't always get tons of downvotes But when I do, I delete my post to save karma

I don't always get tons of downvotes But when I do, I delete my post to save karma  Dos Equis man

I don't always play Halo 2 on Legendary BUT WHEN I DO, I rock the first two levels

I don't always play Halo 2 on Legendary BUT WHEN I DO, I rock the first two levels  Dos Equis man

I don't always get sick But when I do, it's cancer

I don't always get sick But when I do, it's cancer  Dos Equis man

I don't always see people drive like shit but when I do their chromosomes are normally Dos Equis

I don't always see people drive like shit but when I do their chromosomes are normally Dos Equis  Dos Equis man

I don't always make mac & cheese BUT WHEN I DO, I eat the whole box at once

I don't always make mac & cheese BUT WHEN I DO, I eat the whole box at once  Dos Equis man

I don't always mistype "got it" as "go tit" BUT WHEN I DO, I always feel like a pervert

I don't always mistype

I don't always sneeze but when I do, I'm eating almonds

I don't always sneeze but when I do, I'm eating almonds  Dos Equis man

I don't always play blast beats. BUT WHEN I DO, I one foot that shit.

I don't always play blast beats. BUT WHEN I DO, I one foot that shit.  Dos Equis man
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