Dos Equis man

I don't always get tools banned but when i do, i go big (papasnaps, lordnoob)

I don't always get tools banned but when i do, i go big (papasnaps, lordnoob)  Dos Equis man

I don't always not fully end video calls But when i do, i give them a glimpse of the most manly masturbation ever

I don't always not fully end video calls But when i do, i give them a glimpse of the most manly masturbation ever   Dos Equis man

I used to do drugs. I still do, but i used to too.

I used to do drugs. I still do, but i used to too.  Dos Equis man

I don't always pay taxes But when I do, I pay cap gains

I don't always pay taxes But when I do, I pay cap gains  Dos Equis man

I don't always go to buckhead But when I do, I wear douche repellent

I don't always go to buckhead But when I do, I wear douche repellent  Dos Equis man

I don't always argue about Islam But when I do, I make sure I'm not a Shia nigger

I don't always argue about Islam But when I do, I make sure I'm not a Shia nigger  Dos Equis man

I don't always pick up pennies but when i do, it's greek week

I don't always pick up pennies but when i do, it's greek week  Dos Equis man

I don't always use democracy but when i do, i veto the u.n. security council

I don't always use democracy  but when i do, i veto the u.n. security council  Dos Equis man

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE SEX ... BUT WHEN I DO, I PURCHASE MY OWN CONDOMS.

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE SEX ...  BUT WHEN I DO, I PURCHASE MY OWN CONDOMS.   Dos Equis man

I don't always go to Military school But when I do, I go with that Goddamn Finklestein Shit Kid, Son of a bitch

I don't always go to Military school But when I do, I go with that Goddamn Finklestein Shit Kid, Son of a bitch  Dos Equis man
Like us for More!