Dos Equis man

I don't always miss high school friends But when I do, ... PEEEEENIS!!

I don't always miss high school friends But when I do, ... PEEEEENIS!!  Dos Equis man

I dont always play extra lands But when I do, I prefer dos explores

I dont always play extra lands But when I do, I prefer dos explores  Dos Equis man

I don't always go in late to work But when I do, I make up for it by leaving early. Stay tardy my friends.

I don't always go in late to work But when I do, I make up for it by leaving early. 
Stay tardy my friends.  Dos Equis man

I don't always attend meetings But when I do, I book a room

I don't always attend meetings But when I do, I book a room  Dos Equis man

I don't always sell like a bouse.... But when I do, I perfer it be for Hines and not Johnson

I don't always sell like a bouse.... But when I do, I perfer it be for Hines and not Johnson  Dos Equis man

I don't always post a good meme But when I do, i give all my hopes up only to be emotionally crushed by not making the front page

I don't always post a good meme But when I do, i give all my hopes up only to be emotionally crushed by not making the front page  Dos Equis man

I dont always drink soda but when i do, i drink canada dry

I dont always drink soda but when i do, i drink canada dry  Dos Equis man

I dont always shit my pants but when I do its because i am an old fuck

I dont always shit my pants   but when I do its because i am an old fuck   Dos Equis man

I don't always wear flip flops but when i do, it's in the nasty ass community shower.

I don't always wear flip flops but when i do, it's in the nasty ass community shower.  Dos Equis man

I don't always tune my Diesel But when I do, I dont use DP tunes

I don't always tune my Diesel But when I do, I dont use DP tunes  Dos Equis man
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