Dos Equis man

I don't always dine out... But when I do, I make Rainbow Brite do shots with me.

I don't always dine out... But when I do, I make Rainbow Brite do shots with me.  Dos Equis man

I don't always celebrate people's deaths But when I do, it is Moammar Gadhafi's.

I don't always celebrate people's deaths But when I do, it is  Moammar Gadhafi's.  Dos Equis man

I don't always let my southern traits show but when i do alcohol and football are to blame

I don't always let my southern traits show but when i do alcohol and football are to blame   Dos Equis man

I don't always go big But when i do, I go real big!

I don't always go big But when i do, I go real big!  Dos Equis man

I don't always fall But when I do, I can't get up.

I don't always fall But when I do, I can't get up.  Dos Equis man

I don't always eat breakfast But when I do, I prefer McBreakfast

I don't always eat breakfast But when I do, I prefer McBreakfast  Dos Equis man

I don't always browse the web during class But when I do, I'm on reddit

I don't always browse the web during class But when I do, I'm on reddit  Dos Equis man

I don't always have paper But when I do, it's a live order for value or a same day

I don't always have paper But when I do, it's a live order for value or a same day  Dos Equis man

I don't always have sex But when I do, its on a boat

I don't always have sex But when I do, its on a boat  Dos Equis man

I don't always have awesome sex But when I do, I make sure your mom feels my 2inch dick

I don't always have awesome sex But when I do, I make sure your mom feels my 2inch dick  Dos Equis man
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