Dos Equis man

I don't always have an Axe wielding murder asking me where my children are But when I do, I make sure to tell the truth

I don't always have an Axe wielding murder asking me where my children are But when I do, I make sure to tell the truth  Dos Equis man

I don't always show emotion but when i do, it's usually because SOMEone ate my fucking cake pops

I don't always show emotion but when i do, it's usually because SOMEone ate my fucking cake pops  Dos Equis man

I don't always leave a little "gift" on the toilet seat But when I do, it's diamonds

I don't always leave a little

I Don't always talk to liberals... BUT WHEN I DO, I ask for large fries with that.

I Don't always talk to liberals... BUT WHEN I DO, I ask for large fries with that.  Dos Equis man

I don't always watch Roller Derby BUT WHEN I DO, i watch the Southland Slashers

I don't always watch Roller Derby BUT WHEN I DO, i watch the Southland Slashers  Dos Equis man

I don't always get confused But when I do, it's all for there was never one was in the first place line.

I don't always get confused But when I do, it's all for there was never one was in the first place line.  Dos Equis man

I Don't Always Excessively Hydrate BUT WHEN I DO, it's three days before Yom Kippur.

I Don't Always Excessively Hydrate BUT WHEN I DO, it's three days before Yom Kippur.  Dos Equis man

But when I am, I'm a nuetrino. I'm not always observed moving faster than the speed of light.

But when I am, I'm a nuetrino. I'm not always observed moving faster than the speed of light.  Dos Equis man

I don't always taste test expired milk but when i do, I really want a bowl of cereal

I don't always taste test expired milk but when i do, I really want a bowl of cereal  Dos Equis man

I don't always lease 2 apartments at once but when i do, I make sure they're both same day's

I don't always lease 2 apartments at once but when i do, I make sure they're both same day's  Dos Equis man
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