Dos Equis man

I don't always shower But when I do, I feel really impressed with myself

I don't always shower But when I do, I feel really impressed with myself  Dos Equis man

I don't always send facebook msgs to goodlooking men... But when I do, they kinda look like me!

I don't always send facebook msgs to goodlooking men... But when I do, they kinda look like me!  Dos Equis man

HMMMMMMM!!!!!! THATS RIGHT, HMMMMMMM!!!!!

HMMMMMMM!!!!!! THATS RIGHT, HMMMMMMM!!!!!  Dos Equis man

I don't always race But when I do, I sandbag SPORT class; keep ridin my friends

I don't always race But when I do, I sandbag SPORT class; keep ridin my friends  Dos Equis man

I'm not on the thread and i haven't booked any tickets yet But if i were to go, I'd stay there.

I'm not on the thread and i haven't booked any tickets yet But if i were to go, I'd stay there.
   Dos Equis man

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I projectile vomit

I don't always drink beer  but when I do, I 
projectile vomit  Dos Equis man

I don't always get 3$ when I pay a 3,75$ item with 5,75$ but when I do, I'm in an Aramark cafeteria

I don't always get 3$ when I pay a 3,75$ item with 5,75$ but when I do,
I'm in an Aramark cafeteria  Dos Equis man

I don't always go on strike But when I do, it's for public education

I don't always go on strike But when I do, it's for public education  Dos Equis man

I dont always practice BUT WHEN I DO, I only play what im good at so people dont think i suck

I dont always practice BUT WHEN I DO, I only play what im good at so people dont think i suck  Dos Equis man

I don't always make lesbian love... But when I do it's on Fire Tire Rd

I don't always make lesbian love... But when I do it's on Fire Tire Rd  Dos Equis man
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