Dos Equis man

I don't always hate people from Buffalo, but when i do, they are named Norm Brumfield

I don't always hate people from Buffalo, but when i do, they are named Norm Brumfield   Dos Equis man

My name is Gordo. I am the most boring person in the world except for Rory.

My name is Gordo. I am the most boring person in the world except for Rory.  Dos Equis man

I don't always eat Ryan's ice cream But when I do, it's LUVELY

I don't always eat Ryan's ice cream But when I do, it's LUVELY  Dos Equis man

I'm don't always get screwed out of a job title, but when i do, They just put me on the front page of their website.

I'm don't always get screwed out of a job title, but when i do, They just put me on the front page of their website.  Dos Equis man

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UNGUPUNGU UNGUPUNGU UNGUPUNGU  Dos Equis man

I'm don't always suck coon out of vent pipes... but when i do, i use a shop-vac.

I'm don't always suck coon out of vent pipes... but when i do, i use a shop-vac.  Dos Equis man

I don't always go to the TechZone but when i do, I'm not working.

I don't always go to the TechZone but when i do, I'm not working.  Dos Equis man

I don't always watch my own ads But when I do, I look at myself like some drunk moron

I don't always watch my own ads But when I do, I look at myself like some drunk moron  Dos Equis man

I don't always caramelldansen But when I do, I do it for 1000 seconds

I don't always caramelldansen But when I do, I do it for 1000 seconds  Dos Equis man

I don't always 0-2 drop a PTQ But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis

I don't always 0-2 drop a PTQ But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis   Dos Equis man
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