Dos Equis man

i don't always measure my height But when I do, i'm still not 5'4"

i don't always measure my height But when I do, i'm still not 5'4

you're gonna like the way you look. i guarantee it. oh, this isn't the s&k Mens whse commercial? sorry, i'm a little drunk.

you're gonna like the way you look. i guarantee it. oh, this isn't the s&k Mens whse commercial? sorry, i'm a little drunk.  Dos Equis man

I don't always check my phone on the first date BUT WHEN I DO, condoms fall out of my pocket

I don't always check my phone on the first date BUT WHEN I DO, condoms fall out of my pocket  Dos Equis man

I don't always watch the Denver Bronco's play But when I do, They beat the Pittsburgh steelers

I don't always watch the Denver Bronco's play But when I do, They beat the Pittsburgh steelers  Dos Equis man

I'm not a doctor but I play one at home

I'm not a doctor but I play one at home  Dos Equis man

tard the Grumpy cat can kiss my ass

tard the Grumpy cat can kiss my ass  Dos Equis man

I don't always teach americans spanish BUT WHEN I DO, it's all the bad words

I don't always teach americans spanish BUT WHEN I DO, it's all the bad words  Dos Equis man

I don't always drink beer But when Samantha graduates, I prefer to.

I don't always drink beer But when Samantha graduates, I prefer to.  Dos Equis man

I don't always piss everyone off Uh..shit yes i do!!!

I don't always piss everyone  off Uh..shit yes i do!!!  Dos Equis man

I rarely slack off at life. But when I do, I do it like Chris Biscan. Stay Frivolous my friends

I rarely slack off at life.   But when I do, I do it like Chris Biscan.

Stay Frivolous my friends   Dos Equis man
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