Dos Equis man

I don't always use toilet paper, But when I do, I prefer 2-ply.

I don't always use toilet paper, But when I do, I prefer 2-ply.  Dos Equis man

I don't always like your profile picture but when i do, i remind you that i haven't forgotten you

I don't always like your profile picture but when i do, i remind you that i haven't forgotten you  Dos Equis man

I don't always watch football But when I do, it's at Brandon's house

I don't always watch football But when I do, it's at Brandon's house  Dos Equis man

I don't always break probation But when I do, I smoke DMT.

I don't always break probation But when I do, I smoke DMT.  Dos Equis man

How do you celebrate 2012 twice in two different hemispheres? Im about to find out! Happy new Years everyone!!

How do you celebrate 2012 twice in two different hemispheres? Im about to find out! Happy new Years everyone!!  Dos Equis man

I don't usually take care of dogs But when i do, they are never the same

I don't usually take care of dogs  But when i do, they are never the same  Dos Equis man

I don't always listen to Rap Music But when I do, I prefer Creep Mob

I don't always listen to Rap Music But when I do, I prefer Creep Mob  Dos Equis man

I don't always run pump But when I do, all hell breaks loose

I don't always run pump But when I do, all hell breaks loose  Dos Equis man

I don't always wish i could browse the spoiler-infested /r/masseffect subreddit. But when i do, i tell myself i'd rather visit /r/toosoon and damn myself reading whitney jokes, and do just that.

I don't always wish i could browse the spoiler-infested /r/masseffect subreddit.  But when i do, i tell myself i'd rather visit /r/toosoon and damn myself reading whitney jokes, and do just that.  Dos Equis man

We were not always mom's favorite... ... But when you left for Cali we were.

We were not always mom's favorite... ... But when you left for Cali we were.   Dos Equis man
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