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I'm don't always go to Homecoming games but when i do, i usually just make it to the parking lot

I'm don't always go to Homecoming games but when i do, i usually just make it to the parking lot  Dos Equis man

I don't always go to Halloween Parties.... BUT WHEN I DO, its to see all the sluts.

I don't always go to Halloween Parties.... BUT WHEN I DO, its to see all the sluts.  Dos Equis man

I don't always mainline heroin BUT WHEN I DO, I go for the jugular

I don't always mainline heroin BUT WHEN I DO, I go for the jugular  Dos Equis man

I don't always hit drinks after class BUT WHEN I DO, I shoot for 23 like Michael Jordan Caption 3 goes here

I don't always hit drinks after class BUT WHEN I DO, I shoot for 23 like Michael Jordan Caption 3 goes here  Dos Equis man

I don't always strikeout BUT WHEN I DO, I do it 4 times in a game

I don't always strikeout BUT WHEN I DO, I do it 4 times in a game  Dos Equis man

I don't always go for one drink BUT WHEN I DO, I end up having 20 and get home at 3am

I don't always go for one drink BUT WHEN I DO, I end up having 20 and get home at 3am  Dos Equis man

I don't always shit at a friend's house But when I do, I have to flip their toilet paper the correct way

I don't always shit at a friend's house But when I do, I have to flip their toilet paper the correct way  Dos Equis man

I dont always use great swords But when I do, I use Anguish (p)

I dont always use great swords But when I do, I use Anguish (p)  Dos Equis man

I don't always build top of the line gaming pc's But when I do, I still play every game I own on low settings

I don't always build top of the line gaming pc's But when I do, I still play every game I own on low settings  Dos Equis man

I Don't always fist But when I do, i get up to my shoulder

I Don't always fist But when I do, i get up to my shoulder  Dos Equis man
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