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I don't always develop OCD But when I do, it's from hatching too much earth

I don't always develop OCD But when I do, it's from hatching too much earth  Dos Equis man

I Don't Always Drink Beer But when I do, I savagely beat my children.

I Don't Always Drink Beer But when I do, I savagely beat my children.  Dos Equis man

I don't always pee stoned But when I do, i prefer to pee like a bitch.

I don't always pee stoned But when I do, i prefer to pee like a bitch.  Dos Equis man

I don't always steal kills But when I do, they're yours

I don't always steal kills But when I do, they're yours  Dos Equis man

I don't always upvote adviceanimals but yours is actually funny

I don't always upvote adviceanimals but yours is 
actually funny  Dos Equis man

My Mise en PLace Or Yours?

My Mise en PLace Or Yours?  Dos Equis man

I don't always Hit on girls But When I do, I do it like a Boss !!

I don't always Hit on girls But When I do, I do it like a Boss !!  Dos Equis man

I don't always listen to announcements during division but when I do I like to hear "Rrrrrred cross! rrrrred cross!"

I don't always listen to announcements during division but when I do I like to hear

I don't always write a thesis But when I finish, I live life like a trophy wife

I don't always write a thesis But when I finish, I live life like a trophy wife  Dos Equis man

I don't always upvote but when i do, it's because i do the same thing as OP

I don't always upvote but when i do, it's because i do the same thing as OP  Dos Equis man
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