Dos Equis man

I dont always puke and have explosive Diarrhea But when I do, it is always in the bathtub

I dont always puke and have explosive Diarrhea  But when I do, it is always in the  bathtub  Dos Equis man

I don't usually use horrible kiosk jukebox/dvr software but when i do, i choose windows media center.

I don't usually use horrible kiosk jukebox/dvr software but when i do, i choose windows media center.  Dos Equis man

I don't always go to the bathrooms in Eickhoff But when I do, I find new writings in the stalls

I don't always go to the bathrooms in Eickhoff But when I do, I find new writings in the stalls  Dos Equis man

I proudly support serenityride shop because colby told me too

I proudly support serenityride shop because colby told me too
  Dos Equis man

I don't always put my Facebook status as "Kony 2012" but when i do, its because there is a chance it could get me laid

I don't always put my Facebook status as

I dont always laugh when Im raped But when I do, its when a clown does it.

I dont always laugh when Im raped But when I do, its when a clown does it.  Dos Equis man

I don't listen to the misfits often BUT WHEN I DO, i pretend to be hard as fuck

I don't listen to the misfits often BUT WHEN I DO, i pretend to be hard as fuck  Dos Equis man

I don't always make it to the bathroom But when i do, i make sure to use toilet paper

I don't always make it to the bathroom But when i do, i make sure to use toilet paper  Dos Equis man

I don't always tattoo dead Arabs but when I do I listen to fukking Norwegian black metal.

I don't always tattoo dead Arabs but when I do I listen to fukking Norwegian black metal.  Dos Equis man

I don't always pretend to text someone BUT WHEN I DO, I'M in an elevator with one other person

I don't always pretend to text someone BUT WHEN I DO, I'M in an elevator with one other person  Dos Equis man
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