Dos Equis man

I don't always masturbate But when I do, I'm on chatroulette

I don't always masturbate But when I do, I'm on chatroulette  Dos Equis man

I don't always get pepper-sprayed but when i do I go to Azur

I don't always get pepper-sprayed but when i do I go to Azur   Dos Equis man

I don't always read twitter But when I do, it's on imgur

I don't always read twitter But when I do, it's on imgur  Dos Equis man

I don't always skateboard but when I don't, I'm saving it.

I don't always skateboard but when I don't, I'm saving it.  Dos Equis man

I don't always wear a condom but when i goto bg i wear two.

I don't always wear a condom but when i goto bg i wear two.   Dos Equis man

I don't always browse reddit But when I do, there are too many shitty memes

I don't always browse reddit But when I do, there are too many shitty memes  Dos Equis man

I don't always test my software releases But when I do, I do it in customer systems

I don't always test my software releases But when I do, I do it in customer systems  Dos Equis man

I don't always go on facebook But when I do,I look up Gene because he's a bad mother

I don't always go on facebook But when I do,I look up Gene because he's a bad mother  Dos Equis man

I don't always make memes but when I do, I prefer to do it in class

I don't always make memes but when I do, I prefer to do it in class  Dos Equis man

I don't always oggle girls at the gym but when i do, tits

I don't always oggle girls at the gym but when i do, tits  Dos Equis man
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