Dos Equis man

I don't normally shit my pants but when I do, Lake Tapawingo

I don't normally shit my pants  but when I do,
Lake Tapawingo   Dos Equis man

I DONT ALWAYS GO INTO WORK ON DIABLO 3 RELEASE DAY BUT WHEN I DO, I PLAY DIABLO 3 ALL DAY

I DONT ALWAYS GO INTO WORK ON DIABLO 3 RELEASE DAY BUT WHEN I DO, I PLAY DIABLO 3 ALL DAY  Dos Equis man

I don't always say happy birthday But when I do, it's to a fellow hermano w/ a cigar!

I don't always say happy birthday But when I do, it's to a fellow hermano w/ a cigar!  Dos Equis man

I don't always win at fantasy football But when i do, it's against Andrew boomer

I don't always win at fantasy football But when i do, it's against Andrew boomer  Dos Equis man

I don't always lose games But when I do, it's by an embarrassingly large point margin to a shitty team

I don't always lose games But when I do, it's by an embarrassingly large point margin to a shitty team  Dos Equis man

I don't always drop my guitar pick But when i do, it goes into the sound hole

I don't always drop my guitar pick But when i do, it goes into the sound hole   Dos Equis man

I don't always let Captionbot translate my memes BUT WHEN I DO, I T eII Iije aLgaiIi ljO vO!I tIjIIiK It SljOIII

I don't always let Captionbot translate my memes BUT WHEN I DO, I T eII Iije aLgaiIi ljO vO!I tIjIIiK It SljOIII  Dos Equis man

I don't always use the microwave BUT WHEN I DO, I push stop right before it beeps

I don't always use the microwave BUT WHEN I DO, I push stop right before it beeps   Dos Equis man

I dont always hire contractors BUT WHEN I DO,i hire Bellile Building

I dont always hire contractors BUT WHEN I DO,i hire Bellile Building  Dos Equis man

I don't always use aliases But when I do, it's usually Regan MacNeil

I don't always use aliases But when I do, it's usually Regan MacNeil  Dos Equis man
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