Dos Equis man

What did the pencil sharpener say to the dinner plate? I fucked your mother last night.

What did the pencil sharpener say to the dinner plate? I fucked your mother last night.  Dos Equis man

I don't always buy puppies But when I do, I buy 2

I don't always buy puppies But when I do, I buy 2  Dos Equis man

I don't always run 5k But when I do, it's the Wechter 5K

I don't always run 5k But when I do, it's the Wechter 5K  Dos Equis man

I don't always post on reddit But when I do, it's front page

I don't always post on reddit But when I do, it's front page  Dos Equis man

I don't always listen to metal But when i do i listen to slayer

I don't always listen to metal  But when i do i listen to slayer  Dos Equis man

i don't always skip class But when I do, it's because i have an exam for another class

i don't always skip class But when I do, it's because i have an exam for another class  Dos Equis man

I don't always suck on offense But when I do, I make sure it's in prime time

I don't always suck on offense But when I do, I make sure it's in prime time  Dos Equis man

The web guys don't always drink beer at lunch at the end of the week... But when we do, we make Paul drive

The web guys don't always drink beer at lunch at the end of the week...  But when we do, we make Paul drive  Dos Equis man

I don't always have my hair in regs But when I do, I still need a trim

I don't always have my hair in regs But when I do, I still need a trim  Dos Equis man

I don't always drink beer Which helps explain my extremely poor taste

I don't always drink beer  Which helps explain my extremely poor taste   Dos Equis man
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