Dos Equis man

I don't always spam But when I do, it is for sleeveless saturday

I don't always spam But when I do, it is for sleeveless saturday  Dos Equis man

I don't always check out books from the library but when I do, I check out 5 at a time for my term paper.

I don't always check out books from the library but when I do, I check out 5 at a time for my term paper.  Dos Equis man

i dont always finish my exams early but when i do, i leave in 15 minutes

i dont always finish my exams early but when i do, i leave in 15 minutes  Dos Equis man

I don't always look up to people but when i do, it's usually to Alex Danielson... he did get into MIT

I don't always look up to people but when i do, it's usually to Alex Danielson... he did get into MIT  Dos Equis man

I don't always drink frozen mocca milkshakes. But when I do, I drink Starbucks and call it a coffee.

I don't always drink frozen mocca milkshakes. But when I do, I drink Starbucks and call it a coffee.  Dos Equis man

I don't always skip leg day Just kidding

I don't always skip leg day Just kidding  Dos Equis man

I don't always read signs on my way to the bathroom But when I do, I prefer witty pop culture references.

I don't always read signs on my way to the bathroom But when I do, I prefer witty pop culture references.  Dos Equis man

I dont always post dumb shit on forums wait... i do.

I dont always post dumb shit on forums wait... i do.  Dos Equis man

I don't always blow my whistle when I make a call But when I do, it's a major

I don't always blow my whistle when I make a call But when I do, it's a major  Dos Equis man

I Don't always black out at my mother's house But when I do, i piss on my own bed

I Don't always black out
at my mother's house But when I do, 
i piss on my own bed  Dos Equis man
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