Dos Equis man

I don't always shuffle cards back into my deck BUT WHEN I DO, I get a new hand of 5 cards and I attack with 2 claim!

I don't always shuffle cards back into my deck BUT WHEN I DO, I get a new hand of 5 cards and I attack with 2 claim!  Dos Equis man

I don't always fuck Men But when I do,Its Zach and Jdawg in a 3some

I don't always fuck Men But when I do,Its Zach and Jdawg in a 3some   Dos Equis man

I don't often post to reddit But when I do, it gets downvoted into oblivion

I don't often post to reddit But when I do, it gets downvoted into oblivion  Dos Equis man

I don't always add friends but when i do, i know they fucking rule

I don't always add friends but when i do, i know they fucking rule  Dos Equis man

I don't always see Ruth on fridays But when I do, we end up playing "you the man"

I don't always see Ruth on fridays But when I do, we end up playing

i don't always eat out but when i do, i prefer your mom

i don't always eat out but when i do, i prefer your mom  Dos Equis man

But when I do, I'm a nuetrino. I'm not always observed moving faster than the speed of light.

But when I do, I'm a nuetrino. I'm not always observed moving faster than the speed of light.  Dos Equis man

I don't always go for Men But when I do, I prefer dos Jordans

I don't always go for Men But when I do, I prefer dos Jordans  Dos Equis man

I don't always drink wine But when I do, it's 1970 petrus

I don't always drink wine But when I do, it's 1970 petrus  Dos Equis man

I don't always use memes But when I do, its not on the Facepage

I don't always use memes But when I do, 
its not on the Facepage  Dos Equis man
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