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I don't always browse /r/gonewild But when I do, I stop when the cock shots start showing up

I don't always browse /r/gonewild But when I do, I stop when the cock shots start showing up  Dos Equis man

I don't always aimlessly pace around my house but when I do I'm talking on the phone

I don't always aimlessly pace around my house but when I do I'm talking on the phone  Dos Equis man

I don't get kicked out of Saudi Arabia BUT WHEN I DO, it's for being too handsome

I don't get kicked out of Saudi Arabia  BUT WHEN I DO, it's for being too handsome   Dos Equis man

I don't often get pedicures But when I do, I choose purple sparkled nail polish. evil evil evil!

I don't often get pedicures But when I do, I choose purple sparkled nail polish.          evil evil evil!  Dos Equis man

I don't always figure out my sock's scrunched up in my shoe after I've tied it But when I do, I'll spend 5 minutes trying to fix it with the shoe on rather than untie it

I don't always figure out my sock's scrunched up in my shoe after I've tied it But when I do, I'll spend 5 minutes trying to fix it with the shoe on rather than untie it  Dos Equis man

I don't always ride. But when I do, I get quite thirsty.

I don't always ride. But when I do, I get quite thirsty.  Dos Equis man

I don't always go to Lake lewisville, But when I do, i go to party cove!

I don't always go to Lake lewisville,  But when I do, i go to party cove!  Dos Equis man

I don't always wear spats But when I do, I prefer them flappy

I don't always wear spats But when I do, I prefer them flappy  Dos Equis man

I don't always sit in aftercall But when I do, it's because it hit the button and forgot

I don't always sit in aftercall But when I do, it's because it hit the button and forgot  Dos Equis man

I don't always drink beer But when I do, I have to shit really hard the next day

I don't always drink beer But when I do, I have to shit really hard the next day  Dos Equis man
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