Dos Equis man

I don't always get a freebie But when I do, I make them kiss my nuts

I don't always get a freebie But when I do, I make them kiss my nuts  Dos Equis man

I don't always trade top prospects But when I do I make sure I get nothing in return Ned Colletti

I don't always trade top prospects But when I do I make sure I get nothing in return Ned Colletti  Dos Equis man

I'm don't always talk to Ewalk but when i do, I tell him to shut the fuck up

I'm don't always talk to Ewalk but when i do, I tell him to shut the fuck up  Dos Equis man

I don't always walk around the house but when I do I make sure all the lights are turned off.

I don't always walk around the house but when I do I make sure all the lights are turned off.  Dos Equis man

I'm don't always use your VM but when i do, i fuck it up.

I'm don't always use your VM but when i do, i fuck it up.  Dos Equis man

I don't always make up stories But when I do, it's always about your customers

I don't always make up stories But when I do, it's always about your customers  Dos Equis man

I don't always eat BBQ But when I do, I prefer Burnt Bean Co.

I don't always eat BBQ But when I do, I prefer Burnt Bean Co.  Dos Equis man

I don't always fly on chartered planes But when I do, I sure as fuck make sure OSU Coaches aren't on board

I don't always fly on chartered planes But when I do, I sure as fuck make sure OSU Coaches aren't on board  Dos Equis man

I don't always break up arguments But when I do, it goes a little like this.

I don't always break up arguments But when I do, it goes a little like this.  Dos Equis man

I don't always min/max But when I do I fucking take that shit srsly.

I don't always min/max But when I do I fucking take that shit srsly.  Dos Equis man
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