Dos Equis man

I don't always kill bugs BUT WHEN I DO, I piss all over them before flushing them down the toilet

I don't always kill bugs BUT WHEN I DO, I piss all over them before flushing them down the toilet  Dos Equis man

I don't always look like a bellydancer But when I do, you bet I glitter and shine.

I don't always look like a bellydancer But when I do, you bet I glitter and shine.  Dos Equis man

I don't always take out the recycling But when I do, I look like a raging alcoholic

I don't always take out the recycling But when I do, I look like a raging alcoholic  Dos Equis man

I'm don't always post happy birthday to facebook walls but when i do, it's because it's the day the most awesome chick was born. Feliz Cumpleanos Amiga! Besos!!!

I'm don't always post happy birthday to facebook walls but when i do, it's because it's the day the most awesome chick was born. Feliz Cumpleanos Amiga! Besos!!!   Dos Equis man

I don't always make help desk tickets... But when i do, it's super high priority

I don't always make help desk tickets... But when i do, it's super high priority   Dos Equis man

I don't always put things away "some place safe" so I don't lose them BUT WHEN I DO, i always forget where that safe place is.

I don't always put things away

I don't always find nail clippers BUT WHEN I DO, it's after i bit my nails

I don't always find nail clippers BUT WHEN I DO, it's after i bit my nails  Dos Equis man

I don't always work out BUT WHEN I DO, i check myself for 6 pack abs everytime i'm infront of a mirror

I don't always work out BUT WHEN I DO, i check myself for 6 pack abs everytime i'm infront of a mirror  Dos Equis man

I don't always go on facebook But when I do,I look up Julie, because she is one funny Bitch

I don't always go on facebook But when I do,I look up Julie, because she is one funny Bitch  Dos Equis man

I DON't always do afternoon tea But when I do, the coffee is from baristacrats

I DON't always do afternoon tea But when I do,
the coffee is from baristacrats  Dos Equis man
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