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I don't always drink alcohol But when I do, I'm usually high as fuck

I don't always drink alcohol But when I do, I'm usually high as fuck  Dos Equis man

I don't always drink protein shakes But when I do, you can count on some rancid gas.

I don't always drink protein shakes  But when I do, you can count on some rancid gas.  Dos Equis man

I don't always risk my life But when I do, it's because i'm taking down Christmas lights

I don't always risk my life But when I do, it's because i'm taking down Christmas lights  Dos Equis man

I dont always fap in peoples chalupas but when i do, you eat it

I dont always fap in peoples chalupas but when i do, you eat it   Dos Equis man

I don't always party at arcadia but when i do, it's at temple

I don't always party at arcadia  but when i do, it's at temple  Dos Equis man

I don't always get WhiteBoy wasted But when I do, it's from drinking $2 natties and $4 bombs at luckies

I don't always get WhiteBoy wasted But when I do, it's from drinking $2 natties and $4 bombs at luckies  Dos Equis man

I don't always argue with someone on Reddit But when I do, my last 30 posts suddenly have one less upvote

I don't always argue with someone on Reddit But when I do, my last 30 posts suddenly have one less upvote  Dos Equis man

I don't always go fishing... But when I do it's on nights my friends need help out of jail...

I don't always go fishing... But when I do it's on nights my friends need help out of jail...  Dos Equis man

IF JACKIE AND NICK AREN'T PRESIDENT AND VP RESPECTIVELY DON'T BOTHER GOING TO CLASS

IF JACKIE AND NICK AREN'T PRESIDENT AND VP RESPECTIVELY DON'T BOTHER GOING TO CLASS  Dos Equis man

I don't usually text you But when I do, you normally don't text back

I don't usually text you But when I do, you normally don't text back  Dos Equis man
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