Dos Equis man

I don't always mispronounce words but when I do, I feel like a retard

I don't always mispronounce words but when I do, 
I feel like a retard  Dos Equis man

I don't always use my left hand But if i'm smiling, im using it now

I don't always use my left hand But if i'm smiling, im using it now  Dos Equis man

I don't always use recursion But when I do, I use recursion

I don't always use recursion But when I do, I use recursion  Dos Equis man

i don't always get knocked out trying to fight a seven foot tall security guard who practices mixed martial arts in his spare time but when i do, i'm at gilligan's

i don't always get knocked out trying to fight a seven foot tall security guard who practices mixed martial arts in his spare time but when i do, i'm at gilligan's  Dos Equis man

I Dont always drink protein shakes but when i do, its always herbalife

I Dont always drink protein shakes but when i do, its always herbalife  Dos Equis man

I don't always offer my right-wing political opinions but when i do, i make sure to sound as offensive as possible

I don't always offer my right-wing political opinions but when i do, i make sure to sound as offensive as possible  Dos Equis man

I don't always get pictures from freshman, But when I do, I prefer Bri Gold.

I don't always get pictures from freshman, But when I do, I prefer Bri Gold.  Dos Equis man

my state doesn't always go to the final four But when we do, we send two teams

my state doesn't always go to the final four But when we do, we send two teams  Dos Equis man

I don't always try to vote in student elections but when I do, I can't find my password

I don't always try to vote in student elections but when I do, I can't find my password  Dos Equis man

I don't always drink a strawberry frozen margarita. BUT WHEN I DO, I make sure it is on cinco de mayo.

I don't always drink a strawberry frozen margarita. BUT WHEN I DO, I make sure it is on cinco de mayo.  Dos Equis man
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