Dos Equis man

I don't always murder freshmen but when I do, its for clogging up the motherfucking hallways

I don't always murder freshmen but when I do, its for clogging up the motherfucking hallways  Dos Equis man

I don't always buy plants but when i do, bitches love em

I don't always buy plants but when i do, 
bitches love em  Dos Equis man

I'm not always Irish but when I am I get shitfaced on St. Patty's Day.

I'm not always Irish  but when I am I get shitfaced on St. Patty's Day.  Dos Equis man

I don't always post to r/trees But when I do, it never includes a ski instructor

I don't always post to r/trees But when I do, it never includes a ski instructor  Dos Equis man

I don't always grow a beard but when i do chicago is in the playoffs

I don't always grow a beard  but when i do chicago is in the playoffs  Dos Equis man

I DON'T ALWAYS "COME" BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S ON ME BRO...

I DON'T ALWAYS

I don't always wear protection But when I do, I take it off before I rape her.

I don't always wear protection But when I do, I take it off before I rape her.  Dos Equis man

i don't know every guy named dalonte but when i do, he's always from district heights

i don't know every guy named dalonte but when i do, he's always from district heights  Dos Equis man

I don't always beat your ass But when I do, i go hard as fuck

I don't always beat your ass But when I do, i go hard as fuck   Dos Equis man

I don't always spell the suburban wrong but when i do, it's on a $15,000 book.

I don't always spell the suburban wrong but when i do, it's on a $15,000 book.  Dos Equis man
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