Dos Equis man

I don't always drink water But when I do, it's in the middle of the biggest moment of my caree

I don't always drink water But when I do, it's in the middle of the biggest moment of my caree  Dos Equis man

I don't always fall asleep on a plane BUT WHEN I DO, i wake up on takeoff

I don't always fall asleep on a plane BUT WHEN I DO, i wake up on takeoff  Dos Equis man

I don't always spy on the NSA......... BUT WHEN I DO, I'm really drunk.

I don't always spy on the NSA......... BUT WHEN I DO, I'm really drunk.  Dos Equis man

I don't always get angry when I'm drunk But when I do, I strangle my best friend

I don't always get angry when I'm drunk But when I do, I strangle my best friend  Dos Equis man

I don't always use memes But when I do, it's to tell people that they're overusing memes.

I don't always use memes But when I do, it's to tell people that they're overusing memes.  Dos Equis man

i dont usually send out emails But when i do, i get Lee to send them

i dont usually send out emails But when i do, i get Lee to send them  Dos Equis man

I don't always point out the obvious but when i do, it's after 30 other people already have

I don't always point out the obvious but when i do, 
it's after 30 other people already have   Dos Equis man

I'm don't always oggle a girl at the gym but when i do, tits

I'm don't always oggle a girl at the gym but when i do, tits  Dos Equis man

I dont always play football but when i do, I go to the JPP Turkey Bowl.

I dont always play football but when i do, I go to the JPP Turkey Bowl.  Dos Equis man

i don't always go into teleform but when I do, its because i need test files.

i don't always go into teleform but when I do, its because i need test files.  Dos Equis man
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