Dos Equis man

I don't always get on the computer But when i do, its to look at the mylittlepony subreddit

I don't always get on the computer But when i do, its to look at the mylittlepony subreddit  Dos Equis man

I DONT ALWAYS MACRO BUT WHEN I DO, YOULL NEVER PROVE IT

I DONT ALWAYS MACRO BUT WHEN I DO, YOULL NEVER PROVE IT  Dos Equis man

I don't always swear at people but when I do, I tell general motors to go and fuck themselves

I don't always swear at people but when I do, I tell general motors to go and fuck themselves  Dos Equis man

I don't always listen to country, But when i do, i listen to T. SWIFT

I don't always listen to country, But when i do, i listen to 
T. SWIFT  Dos Equis man

I don't always wear scarves but when I do they are not for warmth

I don't always wear scarves but when I do they are not for warmth  Dos Equis man

I don't always use Jazz IIIs But after I do, I am incapable of using other picks

I don't always use Jazz IIIs But after I do, I am incapable of using other picks  Dos Equis man

I don't always get to use my Thunderbolt cable, but when I do it is a full macgasm.

I don't always get to use
my Thunderbolt cable, but when I do it is a
full macgasm.  Dos Equis man

I don't always need an attorney But when I do I call the Overchuck Law Firm Seek Justice my friends

I don't always need an attorney
But when I do I call the Overchuck Law Firm Seek Justice my friends  Dos Equis man

I don't always TRY TO GET MOULE POISONED BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S TO SHAVE MIKE PETIT'S BEARD

I don't always TRY TO GET MOULE POISONED BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S TO SHAVE MIKE PETIT'S BEARD  Dos Equis man

When someone says "No one needs an AR-15" I say "No one needs an opinionated Marxist asshole in the White House, but we've got one."

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